« Am I A Bad Person? | Main | September 14th vs. The Devil Rays »
September 14, 2006
Philip Hughes Nickname
Pete Abraham suggests that Philip Hughes needs a nickname.
Since I gave the world "Worm Killer" Wang - I'm feeling a little bit of pressure here to come up with something for Hughes too.
I almost wanted to say "The Spruce Goose" (playing off "Hughes") - but, while it sounds cool, the actual Spruce Goose was not a success.
Philip Hughes is from Santa Ana, CA - the most populous city in the famed "O.C." (as it's become known). Playing off that, I want to suggest:
Philip "Orange Crush" Hughes
It's a shame that the Santa Ana Freeway is not the "Santa Ana Expressway" - because "The Santa Ana Express" would have been a great nickname for Hughes.
I know that the Denver Broncos use "The Orange Crush" too - but, Roger Clemens uses "Rocket" and the NBA team in Houston never whines about it. I'd like to think that Denver could live with "Orange Crush" Hughes too.
Posted by Steve Lombardi at September 14, 2006 03:23 PM
Comments
Orange Crush? Hmm. It doesn't roll off the tongue.
From early on, I've always called Hughes the same thing -- Mr. Hughes. For a few reasons: Howard Hughes' right-hand man wrote a book called "The Amazing Mr. Hughes," there's an old Leadbelly song called "Mr. Tom Hughes' Town," and they were going to make a film about the fake Howard Hughes autobiography controversy called "Mr. Hughes."
The funny thing is that when I finally got to see Phil pitch and hear interviews with him and all that, he kind of WAS Mr. Hughes -- the way he carried himself and went about his business.
So people can come up with any nickname they want, but I'll always think of him as Mr. Hughes.
Posted by: baileywalk
at September 14, 2006 04:25 PM
Orange Crush is too REM for me.
Posted by: Jen
at September 14, 2006 04:34 PM
By the way, has any modern Yankee had a good nickname? In the modern era, everyone just gets a "Y/ie" attached to their name -- Paulie, Georgie, Farnsy, Robbie, Sturtzy, etc. Or they'll shorten a name like "Jete."
Not very creative. I think the best we've had is Mo. That's about it.
Posted by: baileywalk
at September 14, 2006 04:53 PM
What, you didn't like The Run Fairy?
Posted by: Jen
at September 14, 2006 04:57 PM
"El Duque" was cool.
Posted by: Steve Lombardi
at September 14, 2006 05:14 PM
If his fastball works at the major level, just call him Killer.
Then we'll have Wormkiller and Killer.
Posted by: rbj
at September 14, 2006 05:41 PM
. . . of course there's also the famous Santa Ana Wind, but I don't think that'll work.
Posted by: Yankee Fan in Chicago
at September 14, 2006 05:51 PM
I always think of Philip J Fry when he's mentioned (Philip J Hughes). So he's pretty much Philip J to me thus far (I don't know why). I really really don't think "Fry" would stick. Nor would PJ. Ahh, such is life.
Posted by: Rich
at September 14, 2006 05:52 PM
I've been calling him "Phil the Great" on Baby Bombers/Pending Pinstripes for a while now.
The general rule of thumb in sport is that if your great, your first name is plenty. ie Pedro, Randy, Manny, Barry...
Posted by: Mike A.
at September 14, 2006 05:59 PM
OK, Pedro Reyes, Randy Wolf, Manny Alexander I get, but who's Barry?
Posted by: JeremyM
at September 14, 2006 10:43 PM
Anything wrong with "the Avaitor?
