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March 05, 2006

Moose Predicts The End Of Iron Men

From the Dallas Morning News:

Big changes are coming in baseball.

"Coffee sales will be up," San Diego closer Trevor Hoffman said.

"It will be a lot more relaxed," San Francisco manager Felipe Alou said.

"No more playing three weeks in a row," New York Yankees right-hander Mike Mussina said.

"Greenies" are gone.

Come on Moose. A cup of strong joe in the morning. A bottle of Coke with a couple of NoDoz at lunch. And, then, follow that with a Red Bull on the ride to the park.

Where there's a will, there's a way.

Posted by Steve Lombardi at March 5, 2006 09:28 AM

Comments

Having read "Ball Four," I think the ban on greenies will have a bigger impact than the ban on 'roids...

Nothing to quantify, just my gut feeling.

Posted by: Raf [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 5, 2006 10:05 AM

If the ban on "greenies" extends to Mike Greenberg on ESPN, I'll gladly endorse it.

Posted by: JohnnyC [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 5, 2006 12:48 PM